Wednesday, November 04, 2009

writing..late night

I can’t write,
Till it’s late night
*Vedder sings out his trouble
*Johnson strings and I crumble

*Before Sunrise, Before Sunset
Deadline ticking on to me
I can clearly hear her warn,
*“Darling, you are going to miss that flight!”

I have a horrifying tale to trail
It’s horrible, but I fear
I still can’t write
Just waiting, till it’s late night

It was 11:30 am,
*As Good As It Gets,
*Melvin and the Ugly Dog
Cheer me up, and make me slog

Months ago, since I unpacked,
I have been almost in tears
*I can’t find melodious Bobby Long
*And practice dance to Miss Spears

But what’s worse…
I stare out and grab my verse;
I am unable to write
And, I know,
it’ll soon be late night

*Bail me out Bale
Hear me out, uncalled hail
Hemmingway and Miss Alice and the *sonatas
cry out,
“You’ve got to write, My Mate
Before it’s god damned late.”

Minutes pass, patience fade
*Moody Mooday plays
*And R’stein will embrace

But,
Bloody hell, I still can’t write
What’ll happen,
When it’s shit late night??

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Notes
*Vedder [pearl jam..Eddie Vedder..my favorite songwriter]
*Johnson [jack johnson]
*Before Sunrise, Before Sunset[2 movies of Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy]
*Julie Delpy's character [quote at the end of the above mentioned film]
*As Good As It Gets [movie]
*Melvin and the Ugly Dog [characters from the above mentioned film. melvin played by Jack Nicholson and the ugly dog is the pug in the film]
*Bobby Long [soundtrack of Love Song for Bobby Long]
*Miss Spears [Britney Spears]
*Bale[Christian Bale..i love this actor. my fav]
*sonatas [i was listening to Vivaldi when i wrote this one]
*Moody Mooday [song by Damien Rice..it's a pretty sexy song]
*R'stein[Rammstein...my favorite band]

Monday, May 11, 2009

Curious Incident of the 'Beer Man'



I was working on my article when my boss walk passed me and left the newspaper, Times of India, on my colleague's desk who was absent today. The paper was open to its inside page (on the Times Nation section). My eyes got fixed to a headline that said, "Serial Killer 'Beer Man' gets life term." It scampered away my attention from my work, and I jumped to read the whole story.

Here’s the ‘Beer Man’ romanticizing:-

My Name - Ravindra Kantrole
My Fame - I am Your 'Beer Man', baby...Want some?
My position- Mumbai Meri Jaan
My Passion - I love killing people when they're asleep
My Breakthrough Moment - 11th January, 2007
My First Gift - I stabbed him nearly 20 times on his chest, abdomen, arms and thighs; and I felt so good.

How many so far – Seven Deadly Sins (cases)

It’s My Way – I entice my fellow-beings with beer before I take my final shot and celebrate their end.

My Motive – I leave my epithet over their dead bodies with an empty beer can.

I am – Your very own - Beer Man

Friday, May 08, 2009

"Every job's a blind date, and the sweaty fat girl is always you"

- Scott Raab

(i represent the sweaty fat girl") - except that i am not fat...lol


Oh! My! I am the cause of all the problems. The mistakes, incomplete, grammatical errors and the best of all - “it’s simply not good”. “I always have to ask someone to rework on what you write.” This happens with me when I write humor, when I contribute something, when I try to joke a little amongst those who have already created nuisance at the content meeting.

How about this this? I am sick of writing humor. I am sick of writing stuff that I don’t belong to. I hate it even more when people just like to crowd around me and read what I am writing. It’s not only happening now, it happens bloody all the time. If you are so bloody sick of what I write, then I don’t know how to help because I can’t come up with a simple solution to my grave problem.

I have been waiting for something desperately. I am just holding on to a hope that I get through. I hate this city too. It never happened; neither did it occur to me that I would despise the city that I lived in for 7 years would go to such extremes. This is what happens when you get distracted. It’s like reading an attention grabbing, full of mysteries and hidden code, something that would need you to decipher and you are highly curious, in a history. But, all of a sudden, someone plays Led Zeppelin’s Stairway to Heaven. How can I not listen to it and read. But if you look at it this way, the music is no way trying to incite you. Led Zeppelin’s most famous Stairway to Heaven is a bloody good song, and I would give up 100 more of such historical extravagance to listen to this music. It is, afterall, worth it.

Coming back to where I was fuming. Damn it, if you do not like it. FINE! But don’t start with the comparison. I hate it. Anyone would hate it. i detest fitting my foot into someone’s shoes. I don’t want that “corn” growing in the “sole” of my feet. Oh! What if I did something like that? What if I am manipulated by these taunts, comparisons and chidings, and eventually, i try other’s shoe - That thought can definitely rupture my soul.

“She worked all night to rework on your shit.” “Whatever I give you, you can’t seem to do no good.” “Ah! Nah! I couldn’t find myself laughing at it.” “It’s not funny Anjalika.” “Anjalika, what the heck is wrong with you”, “Anjalika, what the fuck is wrong with you” and blah blah blah…I hear that all the time. Hey! I think I have the solution to this. Seal your problems because I have failed to find my solution.

Guess what! He’s only trying to cause rift between me and the others. He’s even trying to bog down on me as well. That’s supremely well done on your part – Mr. Big Man!

You know, it takes one biker bastard to misbehave with me to make my decision to leave this shit Capital. Also, it takes one idiot to throw his unnecessary tantrums on me to resign. However, I am just waiting for that HOPE to land so that everything that is manhandling my patience ends.

Monday, May 04, 2009

as weird as this story can be...The Battle of the Bloodiest

The Battle of the Bloodiest

This is a story of two powerful blood-sucking beings. There are here to campaign for their political parties and are yearning for a bright future in the land of blood. This bloodbath is in tribute to the heroes who have not only sacrificed themselves, but also donated (posthumous) blood to the hemophiliac and the dogs.

Here’s introducing the contenders of that powerful generation:-

Vampire,"Kutte kaminey, main tera khoon pee jayonga"

Dharam,"Aye, Maa ka khoon pee ha, toh saamne aa"

28 Days Later….The blood battle went on. The survivors protested and carried slogans like “Humare khooney puri karon.” But, there was no stopping to the battle between the Vampire and Dharam. They continued contesting for the elections.

28 Weeks Later…The Vampire won the election by 1200 ml of blood, whereas Dharam lost by .5ml. Dharam went back to chasing dogs, while the Vampire created a new strategy in their politics[poli = many + tics = blood suckers]. Their strategy proved to be healthy and fit for the junta. In a recent press interview, the leader of the ruling party was found quoting the following,

Vampire, "Why should mosquitoes have all the fun?"

Friday, April 24, 2009

Cinema Fresher

The Uniform Days

Year 2003; it was just another boring Sunday spent in the boarding school at a desert like area in Punjab.Most of the inmates had gone home by then. All those who didn’t were either busy sleeping in the dorms or were happily cracking stupid nonsensical jokes in Punjabi. Since it was hard for me to comprehend the local language and had no one to talk to at that time, I chose to be alone. It was almost two in the afternoon, I tried really hard to sleep, but couldn’t (as it is everyone around me were snoring loud enough to kill anyone in the battle of noises). After an hour of restlessness, I got up and walked to the TV room. I picked up the remote control and got busy watching ridiculous shows and videos. After sometime, I saw Paanch’s footage and the name of the director of that film, Anurag Kashyap for the very first time. Those 10 seconds footage completely blew my senses away. It felt so different watching it and I felt happy that finally our Bollywood is ready to experiment and Paanch could one of the films entering into the loop.

Unfortunately, the film underwent a lot of troubles and controversies. The Censor Board of India never approved of its release. Thereafter, Paanch never made it to the cinema halls. Movie buffs like us moved on too. We had to compromise with our taste in cinema by fulfilling our basic requirement of entertainment sans intelligence with anything that came by.

Class Bunk

After Paanch’s hullabaloo, Kashyap vowed never to come back. But on February 9th, 2007, his second film, Black Friday (based on the 1993 Mumbai bombings), finally released. It was to be released in the year 2004, but couldn’t due to legal hassles. But, when things cooled down and the film managed to release, I watched it and was left astounded. The movie was well appreciated by the critics and the public. With the theatrical debut of Black Friday, Anurag Kashyap was finally noticed for his exceptional work as a filmmaker.

Within that year, No Smoking released too. Unfortunately, unlike Black Friday’s success, No Smoking turned out to be a disaster. As opposed to this, a handful of people, including me, worshiped the film. The film boasted of an exceptionally well written script and incredible narration.

Days later, I read about an internet site called ‘Passion for Cinema’, where Kashyap regularly blogged. Since I was an avid blogger, I started to comment on his posts as well, hoping that some day he would post his opinion on my articles.

Getting the Degree

It was a cold and exhausting November night, while I was busy preparing for the semesters (M.A Philosophy). Suddenly, I received a mail alert on my computer. I checked my inbox. There was a mail from the man himself. I was wonderstruck and then stared blankly at the PC for long. I was also shit scared to read the damn mail. Some strange rambling went on in my head almost driving me nuts–

Should I?

Should I Not?

What could he have written?

Did I write something wrong on his blog?

What if he is extremely offended by it?

I was clueless and decided to delete the mail without even reading it. Somehow, I did manage to read the mail after assembling my guts and this is what he had written (to some extent though…I can’t remember the exact message).

“Hey Anjalika, thank you for the comment…..I’m glad that we share a similar understanding….I visited your blog and read your stuff…..I would really like it if you could mail your CV to me…

Regards,

Anurag Kashyap”

Immediately, I mailed my résumé, after making numerous changes to my CV and rehearsed it after each and every changes made to it. I went berserk and ignored my books. Suddenly, my phone rang.

“Bloody Hell! Who could this be?” I exclaimed after seeing an unknown number flashing on my cell phone.

I answered,

“Hello”

“Anjalika, this is Anurag Kashyap.”

“Yeah right!”

I disconnected the call after saying that.

I was really pissed off. I thought it was my friend fooling around me (as they always do). In another few minutes, the phone rang again. It was the same goddamn unknown number. Annoyed, I answered the call and told him,

“Listen man….enough with this fooling around. I would really appreciate it if you could put a halt to this bullshit right now.”

“Anjalika, this is Anurag Kashyap. You had just sent me your résumé minutes ago.”

“Shit”…Embarrassed, I muttered that to myself and instantly apologized giving out my reasons for being crude. Nonetheless, things chilled out between us and we talked for sometime.

“So Anjalika what are you doing these days?”

“Sir, I’m preparing for my Masters.”

“Don’t call me sir.”

“Is Kashyap fine?”

“Yup! What else have you done?”

“I’ve done my Bachelor’s in Journalism and after that I did internships with a news paper and AIR. I have also worked as a production assistant in a production house.”

“Alright. Anjalika how long have you been writing?”

“Not long enough and I don’t think of myself as a great one either.”

“Your favorite film?”

“Cinema Paradiso”

“Hmmmm…”

“Anj, would you be interested in working on my new film? It’s called Dev.D. We have a long shooting schedule in Delhi and we need people.”

“Of course. It will be an honor to work with you.”

“That’s great. You are hired then.”

“Thank you so much, Kashyap.”

“No issues. I’ll tell someone from my team to mail you the script and other requirements like auditions and location set up.”

“Sure.”

“Good Luck Anjalika and good night. Also, all the best for your papers.”

“Thank you and good night to you too.”

“Bye”

“Bye”

The Assignment

In another week, I received the film script and, subsequently, kick started with the recce with location hunting, putting up ads for new casts in various theatre schools and intuitions and lots of running around. After a month, Kashyap’s team, along with the casting director, arrived in Delhi, instantly starting off with the pre-production. Actors who auditioned were mostly from National School of Drama and a lot of them were really good. Everything was in progress; it all went smoothly and without much delay. I even met Kashyap (twice infact) during pre-production in Delhi when the winter was harsh. The so called “jinxed” or “the controversial director”, as portrayed by media, is actually a very sweet guy in person. Though I didn’t get to spend quality time with him (Honestly, I barely had few minutes with him), but I still had a great time. He talked mostly about Delhi and how much he loves the city and misses its winters after moving to Mumbai.

He went through the recorded disc of those auditioned. Most of the actors were rejected for faking it. He told us to spend another week and audition more people. As far as the location was concerned, especially Paharganj (as required for the script), I showed him this Café cum restaurant that had a terrace overlooking the narrow and crowded street; all of which was recorded on my video cam. This Café was located in the main market, but the place and the street definitely had a great cinematic impact. He was really happy with this spot and approved it instantly. By late evening, he left for Mumbai and wished me good luck.

The second time he visited Delhi was when the team was ready to leave for Mumbai. Kashyap had come for a press conference. His first animation, Hanuman Returns (dedicated to his daughter), was releasing in that week. He even informed the media about his new film, Dev D. After the conference was over, he took all of us out for lunch at Kake da Dhaba, Connaught Place (incidentally, this dinning place also happens to be his favorite). While he ordered for a Kashmiri mutton dish, I gorged myself with makki di roti and sarson ka saag.

Soon, everything got over. I was really happy with the way things turned out while I was with Anurag Kashyap’s team. I learn a lot during these days. All this was not only challenging but exciting as well. It was surely worth the experience. When the shooting began, I even had a chance to be on the set of Dev.D in Chandni Chowk and meet its star cast (Abhay Deol and the other two female actors who were newcomers). I’m really glad that I had the opportunity to work with Anurag Kashyap. It had always been a dream, and now I shall always cherish this.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Jack Johnson and his ‘In Between Dreams’


"A friend of mine was trying to get this girl," said Johnson, "and I tried to write a song that would help him have a laugh at himself because he was spending so much time trying to get her and it obviously wasn't leading anywhere. That was one just to cheer up a friend." [Song – “Sitting, Waiting, Wishing” from In Between Dreams]

Jack Johnson is a Hawaii-born songwriter, musician, filmmaker and surfer, who has grown up listening to influences such as Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Bob Marley, Neil Young and The Beastie Boys. Before becoming a full-time musician, he was a renowned surfer; until he met with a surfing accident. After finding himself bedridden after the accident, he spent a lot of his time writing songs and playing guitar. He stated about the accident, "I like to joke that I hit my head so hard that that's why I'm so mellow, but I think it did mellow me out." It was during this time that he discovered his passion for music. I guess that’s where the mellowness comes from in his song-composing, making it dreamy like just like the title of the album In Between Dreams.

In Between Dreams is his third album and the best so far. Almost all the songs in this album are just to make you have a good time and sing along. For instance, “Banana Pancakes”, which is more like a wake-up-in-the-morning-and-make-breakfast-with-your-family kind of song. Another example would be “Do You Remember" that was written when the Jack met his wife while attending college, “It is a simple love song with some personal moments.”

The album has a bit of both reggae and folk, and the music’s wave-like sway makes you want to mellow out no matter how you feel. Of all the songs, I particularly liked “Breakdown” especially for its stop-and-smell-the-roses lyrics.

I hope this old train breaks down
Then I could take a walk around
And, see what there is to see
And time is just a melody.


From dedicating songs to his wife to being inspired by writers such as Kurt Vonnegut in “Crying Shame” and Joseph Campbell. Even tragic incidents like the killings in Fallujah during the Iraq War caused Johnson to come up with a song like “Never Know” about people pushing their religions on each other – “People keep on killing for their metaphors.”

Jack Johnson’s laid back approach in his singing is his biggest strength lending a sense of tranquility to his music. It makes you want to close your eyes and picture yourself in Hawaii sitting by the beach…I guess that’s what Johnson wants to say with his In Between Dreams.

Monday, March 30, 2009

i hate him

i hate him....i hate him and i hate and i hate him....his phone doesn't ring. i see no reply to my mails and to my comments...he has never been like this. i am not asking him to do me any favor or try 'dancing' for me.(though, it would be great if he does one for me...how about a pole dance"

i just came to know a lot of people going crazy over him...maybe, it's a good time that i should stop it and take a leap from it. i have better things to do than follow the fools....initially, it’s like you are breathing into an empty plastic glass and your voice is sealed…no air, no words…just an empty glass to your mouth. To others, it’s fun...but to me, it was more like introspecting and contemplating. finally, when the chewing over is done and a call from another cheered me up...i'm back but i still feel sleepy...

what have i written? i have no clue....this is exact situation that i am into....completely clueless...