Monday, May 11, 2009

Curious Incident of the 'Beer Man'



I was working on my article when my boss walk passed me and left the newspaper, Times of India, on my colleague's desk who was absent today. The paper was open to its inside page (on the Times Nation section). My eyes got fixed to a headline that said, "Serial Killer 'Beer Man' gets life term." It scampered away my attention from my work, and I jumped to read the whole story.

Here’s the ‘Beer Man’ romanticizing:-

My Name - Ravindra Kantrole
My Fame - I am Your 'Beer Man', baby...Want some?
My position- Mumbai Meri Jaan
My Passion - I love killing people when they're asleep
My Breakthrough Moment - 11th January, 2007
My First Gift - I stabbed him nearly 20 times on his chest, abdomen, arms and thighs; and I felt so good.

How many so far – Seven Deadly Sins (cases)

It’s My Way – I entice my fellow-beings with beer before I take my final shot and celebrate their end.

My Motive – I leave my epithet over their dead bodies with an empty beer can.

I am – Your very own - Beer Man

19 Comments:

Blogger desperado said...

umm checked the story on net..strange to say the least
btw should have been an old post ???

8:42 AM  
Blogger desperado said...

oh and an interesting take...what if the real report was in such a format

8:44 AM  
Blogger honahaar.gunda said...

i kno u were not ranting against men...wht i meant waz since i had writtn a li'l bit bout women nature in a previous comment,i wanted 2 say some more...it waz me who wantd 2 rant but since it is ur blog,i decided not 2.
i m not bloogin frm 2 diff.ids,i just edited my profile n changrd my username.
as fo beerman...u have writtn a intrestin post,but its a old story.right?

9:18 PM  
Blogger honahaar.gunda said...

n yes...m sorry i askd u bout those drugs..actually i read 1 of ur old post where u hav talkd bout some syrup...so i waz wonderin whether it waz corex....
can u plzz delete tht post??
i apologies again...

9:21 PM  
Blogger TripleSix said...

@desparado..
yeah, it's an old post...but i am glad u liked it...this post was written some months ago, and was being wasted in the official blog that i had written for...therefore, i re-posted in my personal blog.

@honahaar.gunda
hmmm...never mind...good, u didn't rant in here...else, i would have been very upset..lol...

yes, it's an old story

god, u read all my posts...it is true, i had tried a syrup...but not anymore, cos after having that syrup i slept for three days...i only woke up to piss and eat...tht's it...and i can't afford to that anymore...(for god's sake, i am working..it's easier to bunk classes than take leave.)lol

2:23 AM  
Blogger honahaar.gunda said...

yeah....i read all ur posts coz u write so beautifully...n also they r humourous(dark....he he).
when i read tht syrup wala blog i cudnt help askin u bout d corex thing..coz i waz addicted 2 it fo a long time bfor i graduated 2 a stronger stuff...durin tht period my life waz livin hell,even lost a year in my medical school....since then i hav left tht stronger stuff bt still take corex sometimes...n yes addicts r smuck..n m 1 of them.he he he

3:57 AM  
Blogger honahaar.gunda said...

hi..how r u??no blogs..no posts..no comments??r u fine?

4:15 AM  
Blogger TripleSix said...

@honahaar.gunda..

Whoa! that's nice...u read the whole blog...u know what? before u, kashyap was the first one to read the whole thing...he said that to me,although i don't believe him and i seriously doubt if i am that good...however, i thank you for liking it...
please don't try all that syrup and drugs...seriously don't..the best u can do to keep yourself sane is have a Shiva gola or the grass...it's better..lol

5:04 AM  
Blogger honahaar.gunda said...

grass frightens me...had a very scary experience wid it n never dared 2 do it again..ha ha.
yes drugs r bad n m tryin hard 2 kick d habbit...
u r vry lucky that u got 2 work fo him n even luckier tht he read all ur blogs.hez simply gr8,n he is my inspiration ever since i saw d 1st trailer of paanch...people r now discoverin him...but we(u n me) have luvd him even when he waz considerd jinxed.i m includin u in we(previous sentence)coz i read ur blog where u talkd bout him...i think we have da same feelins fo him n isnt it gr8 that anurag kashyap is a bond between u n me???

5:35 AM  
Blogger TripleSix said...

@honahaar.gunda...

i guess so...tht's really good..

11:50 PM  
Blogger honahaar.gunda said...

hello..how r u??when r u goin 2 post ur next blog??lookin fwd 2 it...

4:41 AM  
Blogger rough_rider said...

check my blog..1st blog.ha ha

6:02 AM  
Blogger honahaar.gunda said...

see my blog

8:27 PM  
Blogger honahaar.gunda said...

u didnt read my blog??

10:23 PM  
Blogger acetrump said...

i liked the words here. all kinds of words. it's called freewriting. bill bernbach - the ad legend - used to write this way.

and yea...this blog has an interesting reader profile. most of them are trying to match your writing style. the insights. the form. and words are raw honest enough to evoke a digital debate of sorts. how'bout a video comment :)

good stuff. u r good.

8:48 AM  
Blogger TripleSix said...

thanks viv....i know about people who copying my style...too bad...they aren't that good...don't ya think?
lol

10:47 PM  
Blogger Mirage said...

Beer man, a killer? sheesh! sounds like a character from Cartoon Network!

10:24 PM  
Blogger TripleSix said...

@Mirage...
hey welcome back...

i gave tht name to this killer bcos he leaves an empty beer can over the dead bodies as a signature...and when the story came (in the paper)...it was "beer man turns killer" or something like that...and when i read the story, i was reading this book Curious Incident of a Dog (which was a bore)...and that's how i came up with the title for this article...

12:13 AM  
Blogger Mahdi said...

Like this beer man :D ;)

6:31 AM  

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